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Chistes de Mamá

Los mejores chistes de Mamá para reir. Disfruta con chistes de Mamá.

Un niño lepero le pregunta a su madre:

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Un niño lepero le pregunta a su madre: Mama, mama. ¿La luz se come?

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  • Disfraces

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (5 votos, promedio: 4.2 de 5)
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    El niño:
    -Mama, mama, me voy a la fiesta de disfraces.
    -Pero hijo, si vas desnudo! Que disfraz es ese!
    -De faro.
    -De faro?
    -Si, ahora lo ves, ahora no lo ves…(aqui uno se pone a dar
    vueltas sobre si mismo).

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  • 3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 53 votes, average: 2.67 out of 53 votes, average: 2.67 out of 53 votes, average: 2.67 out of 53 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5Un niño lepero le pregunta a su madre:



  • Termómetro

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (2 votos, promedio: 3.5 de 5)
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    Mama, mama, el termometro ha bajado.
    - Cuanto, hijo?
    - Dos metros, es que se ha caido al suelo y se ha hecho añicos.

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  • Hostilidad

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (2 votos, promedio: 4.5 de 5)
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    Mama, mama, cual es la definicion de hostilidad ?
    - Una pregunta mas y te mato, me oyes, enano cabron ?

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  • Guardia Civil

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (3 votos, promedio: 5 de 5)
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    Mama, mama en el cole me llaman guardia sivi.
    - Pero hijo mio que me dices. Y eso por que?
    - AQUI LAS PREGUNTAS LAS HAGO YO!!

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