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Chistes de Mamá

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Sujetador

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Chiste de Mamá

Mama, mama, ya tengo trece años, por que no me compras un
sujetador?
- No.
- Venga mami, comprame un sujetador.
- No.
- Jo mami, que ya tengo trece años.
- Que te he dicho que no, Arturo.

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    Chiste de Mamá

    Mama, mama dame chorizo!
    - No hijo, que pica.
    - No importa mama, yo lo cojo por la cuerda!

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    Pan

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (1 votos, promedio: 5 de 5)
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    Chiste de Mamá

    Mama, mama, pan.
    Y la mato’.

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    • Ignorado

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (3 votos, promedio: 3.67 de 5)
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    Chiste de Mamá

    Mama, en el colegio me ignoran… mama ? mama ! donde vas, mama?

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    Apatia

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (1 votos, promedio: 3 de 5)
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    Chiste de Mamá

    Mama, mama, cual es la definicion de apatia ?
    - Y que mas da ?

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